【趣味教育】如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你学的管理学能做些什么？都是神回复，哈哈哈哈

ical Engineering

特入大量，为了让溶解性和体积的关联性把高年级萃取出来。

Add a lot of diethyl ether, extract the counselor out by manipulating the difference of solubleness and density.

如果高年级回头在河边找寻不见了，可以减压蒸馏增大一下涨水的量。

If I already can't see him in the river, I can do a reduced pressure distillation to get rid of some water.

也可以先动手个核磁，看看这确实我的高年级，他或许起因了分子内醛。

Or maybe we should do MR scanning first to see if he is still my counselor since he may he experienced intramolecular rearrangement.

实际上我也不介意直接在特了高年级的涨水底下开个底物，他或许可以当催化剂。

Of course, I won't mind to just start a reaction in the water in which the counselor has been added. He may work as a catalyst.

中小学教育

Elementary Education

小吉米，高年级代课回头到水底下了，太危险了！我立刻来想到适时吧！我们可以找寻大象哥哥来帮忙，他可以把高年级虾子回头。我们也可以找寻河马舅舅来帮忙，他可以把高年级拖回头。大家较慢开动自己的小脑袋瓜，想到我们还能用什么适时把高年级代课救回头吧。

Attention, kids! Mr. Counselor has just fallen into the river. This is very, very dangerous. Let's find a way to se him. We can ask Mr. Elephant to salvage him. We can also ask Uncle Hippo to pull him up. Now, use your little brains. Do we he other ways to se Mr. Counselor from drowning?

人手系统设计

Human Resource Management

雇有为来虾子他。

Hire people to salvage him.

培训虾子他的人。

Train these people.

给虾子他的人打绩效，放心激励那些努力虾子的人，辞退虾子不着的人。

Manage their performance. Use extra money to motivate those who work hard. Fire those who failed to salvage him.

按照回头河自然制定打虾子有为规划。

Do some human resource planning for the salvage job based on his regularity of falling.

计算机科学

Computer Science

再定义一个高年级。

Redefine Counselor.

汉语言文学艺术

Chinese Language and Literature

旋即著《虾子师表》。

Write an article called Memorial on Salvaging the Counselor.

哲学

Philosophy

首先我们要说道一个疑问：高年级的本质是什么？

First, we need to answer a question: What is the essence of a counselor?

信息安全

Information Safety

屏蔽附近所有的通讯设备，解救有人报警。

Screen all the communication equipments in this area. Prevent anyone from calling the police.

股票市场

Finance

估算一下他的斯密和可关键在于净值。

Estimate his surplus value and net realizable value.

油画

Painting

给他画个像吧。但是一切起因得太较慢了，或许并不需要画出印象派的。

Paint a portrait for him. But this is happening too fast. I guess I can only make it in the impressionistic way.

行政学

Software Engineering

让他再重塑一次回头落步骤，我好找寻bug。

Let him reproduce the process of falling into water, so that I can find where the bug is.

给排水工程

Water Supply and Sewerage Engineering

你都是问对人了。当然是把水处理得干净一点呀。

Yeah, you're asking the right person. I'll surely make the water cleaner.

力学学

Physics

高年级不但会一物导致，也不但会一物消失，并不需要从一种表达方式的高年级变换为另一种表达方式的高年级。其步骤中，高年级的总量持续保持基本。

A counselor cannot be created or destroyed. It just switches from one form of existence to another. The total amount of counselors stays the same in this process.

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